[High School students of Mayfield, you've all been enjoying your
Hello again. My name is GLaDOS. Some of you have me as a science teacher in the local high school here. You might also have noticed the facilities of the building are sadly lacking.
[No computers, ugh she hates this time period. Students you will have heard many rants about this.]
And the curriculum is simpy pathetic.
So that is why I am starting a science club. If you would like to learn more about science, testing procedures and anything related to the subject, that I am able to teach, please come to our club.
Anyone can come, even if you are in a younger grade. If enough people come, I might even bring cake to some of the meetings.