Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person.

[High School students of Mayfield, you've all been enjoying your utterly insane interesting Science teacher haven't you? Because she's been enjoying you....that sounds a little wrong Anyway, on to the important stuff. SCIENCE!]

Hello again. My name is GLaDOS. Some of you have me as a science teacher in the local high school here. You might also have noticed the facilities of the building are sadly lacking.

[No computers, ugh she hates this time period. Students you will have heard many rants about this.] 

And the curriculum is simpy pathetic.

So that is why I am starting a science club. If you would like to learn more about science, testing procedures and anything related to the subject, that I am able to teach, please come to our club.

Anyone can come, even if you are in a younger grade. If enough people come, I might even bring cake to some of the meetings.